Nowadays, by which I mean 1974, it strikes me as
slightly odd that I used to remark so much on the bad-tempered old Third
Doctor. I remember a lot of people in Jon Pertwee’s second season
getting the sharp edge of his tongue, and then some hard words for Day of the
Daleks’ Controller, as well as bureaucrats fighting The Sea Devils and
experimenting on The Mutants. But as if mellowed by the charm of Jo Grant, or
perhaps the impervious Master (no use shouting at him), the Doctor’s been getting
increasingly sweet-natured and tolerant.
I suppose it depends on who’s rubbing the nape of
his velvet jacket the wrong way; any civil servant or wunderkind scientist with
a jacked-up ego was ever liable to have the air taken out of their tyres.
Perhaps it was the frustration of memory loss, or the thought that he'd never
see Jamie McCrimmon's hairy knees again. In this story you might expect him to
be more irritable once more, given the big events of The Green Death: strange to find him on Earth at all, really.
And to be so tolerant of the Brigadier, going
through one of his bumptious phases, and
Professor Rubeish’s fiddle-faddling, not to mention an
investigative reporter smuggling herself into a 'top secret' government think
tank as if it was a tupperware party. She's only there because scientists
working on government related research are mysteriously going missing! But then
that's suddenly the key to Pertwee's Doctor: suave and cool and jokey when
everyone else is getting aerated.
That's the delight of the Doctor's scenes with our
two testosterone-tastic warriors, Lynx and Irongron, and particularly the
latter, who bellows and stomps about and swings his sword in all directions.
When the Doctor's disguised as a robot and Irongron suggests chopping its head
off, the Doctor suddenly becomes the unflappable upper class gent: 'Isn't that
a bit unsporting, old man? I mean, sitting ducks and all that...' It's a
playfulness I fondly remember from the days of his previous incarnation –
although, catch this Doctor
pretending to be a fool. He'd sooner drag up in a pair of old tights.
There's another rather Troughtonish moment when the
Doctor is chucking stink bombs over his shoulder at Irongron's troops; not with
the schoolboyish pleasure that the Second Doctor would have taken, but with
quiet contentment all the same. He's almost whistling to himself as he
dispatches an army – a very, very small army, yes, but it's the Doctor who
really makes us see that. He's rather affronted when Sarah Jane implies he might
have caused some permanent damage with his gas: he's not a soldier. He's just
having fun.
Taken entire, this rather muted performance
sometimes under-sells the drama of The
Time Warrior. Even when he's not onscreen, we very rarely get a real sense
of menace from Lynx the Sontaran – his 'ocular' hypnotism of Sarah Jane Smith
notwithstanding. Lynx doesn't seem to pose a great threat to the world: we
never get a real sense of what effect his 'time meddling' will be, nor does
anybody really seem to care overly about the scientists he's abducted from the
20th century.
In fact, the story has a weird effect, like a
rather crudely taken photograph. Everybody at the centre of the shot –
essentially the Doctor, the villains, and the new girl in town – are acutely in
focus, but the other elements of the composition range from slightly to
extremely blurry. It's the Brigadier I feel sorry for. A few years ago, it felt
as if he and the Doctor were co-stars of this series, and now he's basically
required for thirty seconds in episode one, to set the scene and raise an
eyebrow. Nick Courtney plays the scene with good grace, but the Brig in
conversation with Lynx is a missed opportunity.
As would Lady Eleanor in conversation with Lynx.
Or, indeed, with Bella Emberg. Lady Eleanor is just short of being one of the
Pertwee era's great female characters – few and far between though they are. In
Season 10, we had none at all in The
Three Doctors, the lovable Shirna in Carnival
of Monsters, the President of Earth (okay, I'll admit, that's not bad) in Frontier in Space, one rather soppy Thal
in Planet of the Daleks and Nancy,
the companion that never was, with her deadly mushroom bake and existential
flute-playing (or whatever it is Clifford says she's doing with her
instrument). Eleanor is strong, wise and charming; I could also wish for a bit
more of the Mary Berry of her day, Meg, played by Sheila Feay and a really
bizarre wig.
But the woman of the match is obviously and
incomparably Elisabeth Sladen as Sarah Jane Smith. Katy Manning is
irreplaceable, and without an eye for Doctor Who history, you might worry about
the show after her departure. Remember when they recast Jamie for an episode?
Remember when Vicki's place in the Ship was taken by Katarina? But Sladen walks
into the show and owns it, instantly. 'Oh, I could murder a cup of tea!'
It's funny, because Robert Holmes wastes no time on
any of Sarah's background. It should be fairly pitiful that all we know about
her is that she's a journalist with an aunt, and that she frequently says,
'Ooh, men!' like a character from Acorn Antiques. But he gives Sarah so much to
do and say, that between Holmes and Sladen, Sarah Jane is vividly there, from
the get go, and she's there by accident, as all the best companions are.
She took a chance, a wrong turning or a right one,
and there it was – an unexpected new friend, unexpected new trouble, a man who
looks like a currant bun with legs, and a man who takes it all in his
stride.
Of course the Doctor doesn't get all grumpy with her.
He knows a new best friend when he sees her...
Coming next, a story I've never seen... Apparently it's just
called INVASION!! (Deja vu...?)